you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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