i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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