Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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