i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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