can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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