I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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