i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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