I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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