I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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