He is such a slut. More and more my type.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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