Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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