Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
