Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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