i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
3 2 1 whiskey
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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