3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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