as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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