babies were throwing up all over the place
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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