He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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