this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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