You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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