whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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