White coat. Heels.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i think my cat just said my name.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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