She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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