I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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