just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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