I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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