this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
where am i from again
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
the raccoons are back...
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