He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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