she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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