i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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