I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
