drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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