Kiss
Puke
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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