Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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