Im at strip club and am horny
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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