New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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