i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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