I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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