The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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