awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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