Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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