What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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