His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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