I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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