break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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