can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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