If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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