Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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