My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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