there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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