Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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