Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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