She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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