OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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