Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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